Long time listener, first time caller - I've been lurking around the forum for months, but haven't pulled my finger out and posted here yet

I've had a pair of Alfetta GTVs since for ever, a red '79 2L and a (now) red '77 2L.
I'm sure you'll all ridicule me and question my manhood based on my lack of cylinders, so go ahead and get it all off your chest now guys

My first car was a '79 Alfetta 2L sedan, which was replaced with the '79 coupe which means I've owned it for about 15 years now - but it's been off the road for the last 10 years or so.
For my 21st birthday, my wife bought me a parts car - the '77 gtv.
It was brown and rusty and didn't have a single straight panel, and had been sitting under a tree for a few years slowly being overgrown with weeds - but it was more or less complete, and it was cheap.
The plan was to swap the transaxle into my sedan (which had a smashed housing due to a rear donut letting go - which is what prompted the purchase of the '79 gtv) and scavenge a few bits and pieces before sending it to the crusher...
It never happened. I bought a few books and a welder, and learned how to repair the rust and dents.
Another book or two and an air compressor, and I'd painted my first car.
AR 501 Red of course, because this was still a donor car and now the panels matched my '79

It stopped being a parts car around the time I put a 6 point cage in it, and took it to the track a few times.
Then when the kids came along, I didn't have time to play with my "toys" any more so they both sat untouched for a few years, and I didn't think about Alfas for a long time.
A year or so ago, I got sick of the sight of two non-running alfettas up on blocks and started getting to know them again.
I converted the '77 to EFI - years ago I was so sick of the carbs playing up at the track that I decided I wouldn't take it out again until it was fuel injected.
Having a total budget for the upgrade of roughly nothing, the conversion consisted of what parts I had in the shed, whatever I could scrounge from friends/wreckers/ebay, and the rest I'd have to make myself.
I'd had an L-Jet spider manifold and plenum tucked away for this project, but once I fitted it to the head I found so many problems with the setup.
With the injectors being low impedance hose tail units and the plenum pointing the small throttle body over the fuel rail towards the exhaust - and the thermostat housing interfering with mounting an o-ring injector rail. After trying unsuccessfully to work out a way to make everything fit, I gave up and made a quick plenum for a holden v6 throttle body, and knocked up an o-ring injector rail with extra-long bosses to clear the thermostat. Next was to do away with the distributor and switch to DFI so added the required slots to the balancer and re-purposed an old ABS sensor as a CAS The ECU is an old GM unit with some modifications to the hardware and firmware to make it more flexible, the loom was from an early 90's Nissan Pulsar (which ran a GM ECU here in oz), the ignition setup is from a similar vintage Chev something-or-other, sensors are a mix of Bosch spider and junkyard GM, and the injectors and FPR are off a late 80s saab 9000 turbo.
It looks like crap, but it all works together very well - and the whole setup owes me less than $300 so I can't complain

I don't know when this car will see a track again, with no budget but lots of ideas it will probably take me another 10 years before I get anywhere near finishing it
