Well, flat batteries are hard to come by, except when you don't need them and you're in a rush
Joke:
How do you get a flat battery?
Buy a new battery and put it in an Alfa.
But yes, the oil cooler part is the one that will really slow things down.
For my 3.2 I was thinking of not using the oil filter adaptor for the oil cooler. Just weld some AN bungs to the upper oil pan and use a scavenging electric (gear type) oil pump. So I will have max pressure for the engine and the oil doesn't need to be cooled during warmup laps.
OK I admit it JK, I don't have a thermostatic sandwich adaptor. Just a plain Jane type.. You rich Greeks have all the fancy shmancy stuff.
Actually, if you have a thermostatic oil cooler adapter, then the oil doesn't even go in the oil cooler when you first prime the engine.....