French cars are shit and shit expensive to service and bloody awful and unreliable and expensive and friends don't let friends drive french cars and you wait years for parts.
I live in La Jolla, California (San Diego), and have breakfast every morning at a coffee shop which is directly next door to the Ferrari/Maserati dealer here, and I often walk through their showroom (containing 10-15 cars). Curiously, this morning I noticed that about 2/3 of the Ferraris in the showroom were not the traditional glorious red, but drab, boring grays that Southern Californians - in their typical bad taste - think are "elegant" colors. Yuk !
So for them, here's a Testa Rossa they might buy for their shallow, "cute", trophy wives:
hello kitty!
You could have a lot of fun driving around in that thing. A Tessarossa is a FAST car after all and there'd be plenty of opportunities for traffic light grand prix if driving that around on a Saturday night