Listen a got a tip for ya. You know how you went to engineering school and they filled your head with all those numbers and stuff, unfortunately when they did that everything you learned in primary school geography fell off your cranium shelf. You see, the land of OZ has no monkeys, gorrillas (except in football) chimpanzees or any of their mates. You continue to make reference to the wrong continent. That's Barry land ya Moo. We have kangaroos remember !
So to restore some normal function to your cranium, here's the good doctor's tip (MD remember). Next time you go to the servo to pump your tyres, stick the air hose in your left ear and put in about 35psi and make sure you plug it with a good sized cork. Just tell your friends its your new dress accessory 'cause you have stopped wearing that earing. Anyhow, I digress... now that you actually have something in your head, please feel free to make use of it. Oh, yeah also take three aspirins a day being a standard MD script. If you don't need 'em, take them anyway, they are bound to ward off something in the future...BTW the next time you wanna talk to me, make an appointment will ya, there's a good boy.
(How long before we get banned JK ?)
You on the other hand..Id tread carefully..Your ass might be bounced right outta here already..hehe.. 
...)They're offering top dollar for it, they say its the only brand new specimen they could locate, still completely unused!! You obviously have no use for it so sneeze carefully and store it in a contact lens case. 
